![]() Q: What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? A: Peanut Butter. Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly…. Q: What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter? A: They are both usually in bread. Q: Have you heard of the peanut butter song? A: It’s my jam. I know a guy who thinks he’s a peanut shell. Q: Why are peanuts afraid of going out? A: They’re afraid of getting a-salted Q: What did the peanut say when the almond tried to pick a fight with it? A: Cashew outside! I’m gonna go buy a car shaped like a peanut butter jar. ![]() Q: Have you heard the rumor about peanut butter? A: I don’t want to spread it Q: What kind of nuts urinates? A: A peanut. Q: What do peanuts wear on their feet? A: Cashews Q: Why did the man with the peanut allergy die in prison? A: He was sentenced to the nuthouse. Q: What do you call rich peanut butter? A: Jif Bezos I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Grab your set now! There are over 50+ pages of jokes included! This is a digital download, so it is easy! Just download, print, and enjoy! Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These make great lunch box jokes, joke card series, bedtime laughs, and more! Looking for more yummy jokes? Check out our chocolate jokes for kids and our banana jokes for kids! Do your kids love jokes? ![]() Our peanut knock knock jokes are totally clean and kid-friendly, so you won’t be feeling salty when you hear your kids repeating them again and again. You’re sure to be the life of the party with these hilarious jokes, so why not grab them today and share them with all of your friends? Our peanut knock knock jokes are just what you need to come out of your shell and get everyone giggling non-stop. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom.Make all of your family and friends laugh with these peanut knock knock jokes! Each nutty punchline will have everyone cracking up! Be sure to grab these wholesome jokes today!Įveryone knows that good jokes and smiles go together like peanut butter and jelly! Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door. Owl who? Owl stop knocking if you answer. Hammond who? Hammond eggs are my favorite. ![]() Lena who? Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady.Doggone who? I don't know, but we'd better find him. Anita who? Anita dentist, I have a toothache. Dozen who? Dozen anyone have an extra pencil? Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late! Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity.Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes? Francis who? Franc-is my favorite country. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything else to say? Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny.Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl! Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow.Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell? Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full. Butter who? Butter hurry and let them in! Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door? Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in! Kenya who? Kenya guess who’s at the door? Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer the door. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes? Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please! Accordion who? Accordion my sources, it’s going to rain. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you. Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth.Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking. Ho Ho who Your Santa impression needs some practice Knock, knock Who’s there Deck the. Coal who Coal me when Santa’s been Knock, knock Whos there Ho Ho. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you. Pudding who Pudding up my Christmas stocking Knock, knock Who’s there Coal. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here? Barbie who? Barbie-que chicken is my favorite. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking? Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end? Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes? Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday! Kenya who? Kenya stop with the jokes already? Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use. Alotta who, you ask? Alotta hilarious knock-knock jokes, that's who! Funny knock-knock jokes for all ages So, get ready because Alotta is about to come a-knocking on your door. And sure, the punchlines are cheesy and eye roll-inducing, but that doesn't mean they won't make you giggle.
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